Hey Chi-mos

You've magically stumbled upon a pointless account of Hayley and Ashley's daily life. We'd like to take the time to violently warn you that reading this will probably be a waste of time. HUGE waste, but hopefully a delightful one at that. We should probably start by telling you that the different colors stand for a different person. Ashley equals "Mango" and I'm (Hayley) light blue. Now that that's all cleared up....

Once upon a time, in a land very, very boring (small), two girls sat in CompSci110 (from now on we'll call it Compsi (Comp-see)) and had absolutely nothing to do (cuz they were way smarter than the rest of the class). Notice how SHE got to end the sentence. After reading the hilarious tales in the fantastilistically hilarious Greg Garbo's (we <3 style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">(*whispers* the jonas brotherssssssssssss) blog, they began their own fantastilistically hilarious (BREAKNECK!) tales.

One day (soon) we will put up pictures of ourselves... But I'm like a darker than black belt in Tai Chi, so all creepy MOlestors better keep themselves away. Or I'll cut yo' ass. Oh, yeah I'm also an expert knife thrower, in case you were wondering. (Hayley is a pathological liar, PS) (only sometimes) But really, I am an expert knife thrower, so MOlestors should really stay away.

So anyway... there will be more substantial posts at a later time.