Check it, suckas!!! I try much too hard to be funny. So, it was spring break last week and kind of boring but anything is better than being in this tiny unfortunate hell of knowledge. But here we are. ...Ashley doesn't want to write (said in an extremely complainy voice) But she's super tired, so I guess I understand..
So, I'll be the main source in this entry. =D Which Im sure everyone is thrilled about.
Ashley is reading perverted stories about the jonas brothers.... It scares me.
Ashley and I played LIFE with Bird, Breanna, and Jew. Bird and Jew were lesbians together, Ashley and I each had 1.5 Jonas Brothers (We shared Joe) and Breanna married Frankie... That was awesome.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
She's ditched me to simply make a "mmm" sound and it's sad.
So I'll probably just leave you at that. When Ashley is less tired we will update.
Until then,
H
Monday, March 31, 2008
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Hey Chi-mos
You've magically stumbled upon a pointless account of Hayley and Ashley's daily life. We'd like to take the time to violently warn you that reading this will probably be a waste of time. HUGE waste, but hopefully a delightful one at that. We should probably start by telling you that the different colors stand for a different person. Ashley equals "Mango" and I'm (Hayley) light blue. Now that that's all cleared up....
Once upon a time, in a land very, very boring (small), two girls sat in CompSci110 (from now on we'll call it Compsi (Comp-see)) and had absolutely nothing to do (cuz they were way smarter than the rest of the class). Notice how SHE got to end the sentence. After reading the hilarious tales in the fantastilistically hilarious Greg Garbo's (we <3 style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">(*whispers* the jonas brotherssssssssssss) blog, they began their own fantastilistically hilarious (BREAKNECK!) tales.
One day (soon) we will put up pictures of ourselves... But I'm like a darker than black belt in Tai Chi, so all creepy MOlestors better keep themselves away. Or I'll cut yo' ass. Oh, yeah I'm also an expert knife thrower, in case you were wondering. (Hayley is a pathological liar, PS) (only sometimes) But really, I am an expert knife thrower, so MOlestors should really stay away.
So anyway... there will be more substantial posts at a later time.
Once upon a time, in a land very, very boring (small), two girls sat in CompSci110 (from now on we'll call it Compsi (Comp-see)) and had absolutely nothing to do (cuz they were way smarter than the rest of the class). Notice how SHE got to end the sentence. After reading the hilarious tales in the fantastilistically hilarious Greg Garbo's (we <3 style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">(*whispers* the jonas brotherssssssssssss) blog, they began their own fantastilistically hilarious (BREAKNECK!) tales.
One day (soon) we will put up pictures of ourselves... But I'm like a darker than black belt in Tai Chi, so all creepy MOlestors better keep themselves away. Or I'll cut yo' ass. Oh, yeah I'm also an expert knife thrower, in case you were wondering. (Hayley is a pathological liar, PS) (only sometimes) But really, I am an expert knife thrower, so MOlestors should really stay away.
So anyway... there will be more substantial posts at a later time.
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